WRITTEN ON September 20th, 2008 BY William Heath AND STORED IN Pertinent Art

Oh look – the Home Office has put 17 movies on YouTube . The most popular one is “drugs raid” (39,000 views, three stars). Most have a couple of thousand views (still some way behind my former band the Mystery Girls) – five stars.

Thought: perhaps the Home Office should engage the Mystery Girls out of retirement as consultants. We could brainstorm on drugs policy or makeup tips for the Home Secretary – plenty of Wibbies to be had there.